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LOL Ben Folds Wants You to Get Your Jam On. Do the “Moscow Mitch”.
Could use a few more words, Ben, but I like the sentiment.
Get with this guy, Ben, he’s got the best words:
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LOL - #EmptySeatMAGATour is Trending.
Wonder if Tangerine Twitler has opened #EmptySeatMAGATour yet?
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LOL. Kamala Calls Dotard “A puffy fish”.
“Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has a slightly bizarre but surprisingly apt description of President Donald Trump: A “puffy fish.”
The California senator used the marine metaphor Friday during a speech at the Democratic National Committee’s meeting in San Francisco to describe how the president deals with the National Rifle Association and its chief executive, Wayne LaPierre.
“When he coddles the NRA, you know he blusters a lot ― it reminds me of a puffy fish,” she said. “He’s just always blustering, right? Then he gets a few calls from Wayne LaPierre and, all of a sudden, nothing of what we need to have in terms of smart gun safety laws in this country.”
I love ya, Sen. Harris, but I agree with puffy.
He is much better looking and not near as toxic...
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LOL. Drumpf Really Packing Them in at Fayetteville N.C. Rally.
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LOL. Trump Campaign Steals Brit Actor Rykard Jenkin’s Image to Sell Their Stupid Caps
One of the contestants on the British Reality Series Love Island season two got quite a shock yesterday....
Quite without his consent his image was lifted from, I suspect, an advertisement and altered for use by the Trump Campaign.
His twitter followers suggest he sue but Rykard doesn’t seem to want to be litigious, he is quoted as saying …
”Haha! Tbh I’ll be happy for a free week in Trump Tower.”
Likely he doesn’t own the image anyway.
But he doesn’t seem to be the type to support drumpf:
His followers, however see things differently.
I just hope drumpf doesn’t decide to hawk boxers.…
I don’t thing many MAGhats can pull that look off.
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LOL. American Pharoah Knows a Bucket of Oats When He Sees It, Pence Says Triple Crown Winner Bit Him
Vice *Resident Mike Pence was down in Kentucky doing a little politicin’ and decided to do a photo-op with Triple Crown winner American Pharoah.
That was his first mistake.
“American Pharoah has it all these days. By becoming the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years in 2015, the horse secured a life of pampering and mating at Coolmore's Ashford Stud Farm in Versailles, Kentucky.
He also enjoys visits from figures such as Vice President Mike Pence, who visited the horse on the farm in March 2018 while campaigning for Garland "Andy" Barr, (R-Ky). Except apparently Pharoah's interaction with the former governor of Indiana didn't go so well, at least in Pence's version of the events, per multiple reports.
On Friday at a policy retreat for House Republicans in Baltimore, Pence claimed he was bitten so hard on the arm by American Pharoah that he nearly collapsed. The point of the story was to offer a metaphor for Republicans' hopes of retaking the House next year.”
For his part Coolmore's Ashford Stud Farm manager Dermot Ryan doubts the incident occurred.
“If he gave someone a nasty bite, I’d know it,” Ryan told McClatchy DC.”
Yeah, but Dermot, what if instead of grabbing the reins, the Vice-Dominionist was surreptitiously reaching underneath Pharoah to fit him with the horsey chastity belt Mother had sent along to curb the wayward stud’s forays into extra-marital sex?
Would the Triple Crown winner take exception to that?
I really don’t see an advantage to Pence in making this up, and have to chalk up the nip to Pharoah’s exceptional breeding:
“Everyone knows American Pharoah as the wonder-horse who charged to Triple Crown glory last year, but what is the thoroughbred like behind closed stable doors?
"Super intelligent and kind," according to John Hall, who looked after him in his younger days at Taylor Made Farm, near Nicholasville, Kentucky.
We'll never get George W. Bush with-in a mile of the place, but I can think of any number of GOPeers I’d like American Pharoah to practice his kindness on, starting with the Mango Marshmallow and #rapey Kavanaugh.
But perhaps in their case he will aim lower...
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LOL. LOUD Boos at Pro Soccer Game when Military Enlistees Asked to Obey drumpf.
(Bolds mine)
“Fans at a Portland Thorns soccer game this week appeared to boo President Trump as Armed Forces enlistees pledged to obey his orders as part of a swearing-in ceremony that took place during halftime.
The Oregonian newspaper first reported on the crowd's reaction, sharing video from Wednesday's game in which fans could be heard groaning and booing as enlistees were asked to “obey the orders of the President of the United States.”
The National Women's Soccer League game was scheduled to include the ceremony to mark the anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, according to Oregon Live.
At the conclusion of the swearing-in, the crowd switched to cheering the new Armed Forces members. The boos appeared to only take place when the president was mentioned.”
(drumpf mentioned at about 0.17)
Thank you Portland!
Here’s hoping the enlistees soon have a patriot for CinC… and the Lady Thorns capture a championship!
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LOL. Drumpf Meets The Honeymooners. Ralph’s Heard Enough.
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LOL. Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan Think drumpf’s Gonna Be Impeached by Captain Kangaroo.
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LOL. Man HIRED to Smear Kamala Harris by Jacob Wohl Now Says He’ll Vote for Her.
Sean Newaldass, the man who accused Kamala Harris of sexual impropriety in Jacob Wohl’s mommy and daddy’s yard, now says he thought the Senator was a fictional character and that he understood he was hired for an acting job.
A man who claimed earlier this week that he had been paid for sex by presidential candidate Kamala Harris now says he was hired for an acting role.
Oh, and he claims now that he thought Harris was a fictional person, according to an exclusive interview with the Daily Beast.
Bad as that was they were working from a script.
“I thought I was acting for a role in a movie, like a role in a TV series,” Newaldass told the Daily Beast. “I thought everything was staged, I’m thinking everyone is an actor.”
Even more important: “I’m completely oblivious to who [Harris] is,” Newaldass told the Daily Beast.
Later in the interview, Newaldass admitted he’s researched Harris since the news conference and now says he plans to vote for her.”
Someone needs to have a presser in a barn with a farm animal looking at a cut-out of Wohl accusingly.
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LOL. Fiona Hill Didn’t Just Drop a Dime on drumpf, She Opened the Le Petomane Thruway.
And drumpf couldn’t get Maxwell not so smart in to spy for him...
HaHaHaHaHa.…
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LOL. Speaker Pelosi Pinned the Photo of Her Dressing Down Trump to Her Twitter Page.
For some damned unhinged reason the dotard thought he’d own the speaker by twitting out the above photo of her berating him…
Well, who’s owned now, idjit?
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LOL. Kevin McCarthy and Trump Don’t Know Why Pelosi Laughed at Trump’s Letter to Erdogan.
Second LOL diary of the evening.
I can’t help that the LOLs just keep on coming…
Are they really that stupid or just counting on their audience to be?
drumpf’s “serious item”…
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LOL. Gen. Mattis Roasts drumpf.
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LOL. Alabama Fans Cheered drumpf and Lost at Home for the First Time in Four Years. ETTDs.
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LOL Video: Sam Bee, KY, Rick Weber, an 8-year-old girl, and I call BULLONEY on *Rump's border wall
By now you probably understand that since *Rump has said that the border wall is unclimbable, the best mountain climbers cannot climb his wall, that as with everything else *Rump says, he is lying.
But you may not realize how much of a lying liar he is when telling this lie. Sam Bee sent staff to investigate.
You should also know, Southerners are always polite in mixed company, never using foul language — like BS. Or *Rump.
I’ve tried to embed starting the video at the point showing the 8-year-old, but if I’ve failed, it’s at 3:02. The whole thing is funny though, if you have the time, plus Sam Bee is only at the beginning (total time 5:34). My transcription of the whole video is below, for those who can’t play videos.
Sam Bee: This week, we learned that for months, smugglers have been using cordless power saws to cut through *Rump's border wall. Making holes large enough to send people and drugs right through. So far, the US has budgeted nearly $10 billion on a wall that is about as secure as Jeffrey Epstein's prison cell. And it turns out, you may not even need to borrow your neighbor's power saw to get across. I sent Mike Rubens to find out more.
Mike Rubens: Science tells us there is no activity more satisfying and fulfilling than calling BS. Especially when the BS in question is transparently stupid and absurd, like *Rump talking about his still notional border wall.
*Rump: We actually built prototypes. And we have, I guess you could say world-class mountain climbers. We got climbers. We had 20 mountain climbers, some of them were champions. And we gave them different prototypes of walls and this was the one that was hardest to climb. This wall can't be climbed.
MR: OK, 20 world-class climbers, some champions, couldn't climb the wall. When the climbing community heard that, they said:
Climbers: BS. BS would be a good term. I think we're all here calling BS on it today.
MR: “Here” is Muir Valley, Kentucky. The mechanism for the calling of the BS is this, a replica of one of the 18-foot-high sections of *Rump's border wall. The replica is the brainchild of climber and retired engineer Rick Weber, who had his own potty-mouthed reaction to*Rump's claim.
Rick Weber: Well, I thought that's bulloney.
MR: Rick!
RW: He said he had 20 of the finest mountaineers in the world and they couldn't climb it. Nobody in the climbing community has a clue who these people may have been. And you never tell a rock climber that something is impossible to climb, because we'll go out and try it.
MR: So he built the replica and opened it up to any climber brave or foolhardy enough to take the challenge.
RW: We thought we would set up the competition and give them a chance to see how well they could climb the wall.
MR: So the climbers signed their safety waivers, made their preparations, and got a final set of instructions.
RW: You can hold onto the plate, because there are gaps between the plates on the edge of the wall.
MR: And so they set off. But could they scale the unscalable, climb the unclimbable, or was *Rump right? Was this beyond... Whoops, there we go. Turns out like most things *Rump says, it's all:
Climbers: BS, BS,BS, BS!
RW: If I were designing a wall, I don't think I could design a better wall to climb, because you have wonderful hand grips. The top plates are not welded together, so you can grab the side of one of the plates and you can pull yourself over the top, and just shimmy down.
MR: So, how long did it take some of these climbers to climb up and shimmy down? Let'swatch while I fill the time by trying to list all of *Rump's lies from the most recent week tracked by CNN. Ready? Go!
*Rump claimed that in a book published in 2000, he predicted that Osama bin Ladin would need to be assassinated – False, never happened.
No one has ever held closed-door impeachment hearings before – False, that happened with Nixon and Clinton.
They built the Empire State Building in just 9 months – False, in just... years.
The whistleblower has gone and totally discredited and... crap, I am out of time and there's 92 more to go.
MR: OK admittedly,maybe not everyone can scale this wall, these climbers are clearly the best of the best, like the test climber who initially beat this challenge on a previous day.
MR: Lucy, you are the first person to have ascended the wall?
Lucy: Yes.
MR: Oh, oh hi. Uh,how old are you?
Lucy: Eight.
MR: So yeah.According to the Washington Post, *Rump has made over 13,000 false or misleading claims since taking office. Think of it, if each of those statements was the size of a standard brick, they would create a stack nearly half again as tall as the Freedom Tower. The point is,we can't fight all of the lies, but thanks to Rick, we can take one of them, let it symbolize them all, and then see it crushed repeatedly.
Climber: It feels great to watch. There's a lot of camaraderie here. It's fabulous.
Climber: You just hop and pop up the wall, you just slap that top lip, and you're just up there, and you shove yourself over, you slide down the back. Ah dude, nothing better.
MR: If you were to use colorful climbing expressions: How would you describe the *Rump administration so far?
Climber: Ah, they're definitely soft, man, they want to go and get on like a really easy 5.12, then end up being like super-sandbagged.
MR: I think you're saying that they're not very good at what they're doing.
Climber: Ah no,they're just a bunch of chuffers, man. The whole *Rump administration, they just chuff hard on everything.
MR: You think we're at peak chuffness or is there more chuff to come?
Climber: You're talking about Donald *Rump, man. There is always more chuff to come.
MR: There's always more chuff.
Climber: He is the King of Chuffing, man.
MR: The King.
Climber: The King of Chuffing.
MR: So to the King of Chuff, these folks have called your… whatever it is that rhymes with chuff.
RW: The man is spending an awful lot of money to build a monstrosity out of iron that's not going to stop anybody.
MR: Building this replica of the wall and having people climb it – How satisfying is that, on a scale of like, “Ah” to “Oooh yeah!”?
RW: Um. Hard question to answer.
MR: No it's not, it's ah, Ah, AH... And that's the reason to cover what is admittedly a pretty minor story. Because it feels good.
MR: Just to kind of sum up, I mean, BS was called today.
Climber: Yes. By many a people. Many a people and the 8-year-old. [Chuckles]
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Trumpers in 'Stop The Steal' become 'Gay Communists for Socialism'
Beautiful trolling.
On Thursday, a Facebook group called “Stop the Steal”, a reference to the president’s false claims that Joe Biden is “stealing” the US election was disabled by the social network for misinformation after gaining more than 350,000 members. Other groups emerged in its place, including a second “Stop the Steal” group that attracted more than 40,000 castaways from the original group.
But less than 24 hours later, an administrator for the group changed its name to “Gay Communists for Socialism” without explanation...
Story up on The Guardian
This is priceless:
Many of the members still appear to believe the group name has been changed to avoid censorship by Facebook and that it remains true to the original conservative mission. “Still the same people, the same message, we just have to go into hiding because free speech isn’t a thing under Facebook,” one wrote.
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ICYMI: Jimmy Kimmel's EPIC "GOODBYE" To Trump
Just turn up the sound, maximize the video, and hit “play.” Trust me — you won’t regret it!
Here are links for sharing!
https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1352042645686689793?s=20
https://fb.watch/38xrdGY2Fx/
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CKSUFzLnuVS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
And this was also pretty good!
Actually, the whole mono last night was pretty good! “There is no MyPillow large enough to smother our democracy!”
I feel great again too! Thanks, Jimmy!
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Peril Book: Biden, upon Seeing Trump’s White House Virtual Golf Wall: “What a F***ing A**hole”
From Yahoo News:
President Joe Biden wasn’t impressed by the remnants of White House life left behind by Donald Trump when he explored the residence after the inauguration, according to “Peril,” the new book by Washington Post journalists Bob Woodward and Robert Costa.
“Trump’s existence permeated the White House, even the residence,” they wrote, per an excerpt cited by ABC News. “One night, Biden wandered into a room where a huge video screen covered the wall. To relax, Trump used to upload programs to virtually play the world’s most famous golf courses.”
Biden’s reaction to the former president’s “toys”?
“What a fucking asshole,” he said, according to the book.
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LoLoLoL. Here’s a little background from a 2019 stuff.co.nz article:
US President Donald Trump has installed a room-sized "golf simulator" game at the White House, which allows him to play virtual rounds at courses all over the world by hitting a ball into a large video screen, according to two people told about the system.
It’s like the Eddie Murphy stand-up routine about how anyone who gets shot instinctively says, “motherf***er”:
“I wonder if the Pope said it. He had to. He’s out there blessing people, like, Ominus Dominus, Pow! Motherf***er!”
Even someone as measured as Joe Biden, if he sees something as tasteless as a virtual video golf room in “the People’s House”, will instinctively blurt out, “what a f***ing a**hole.”
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Fumy video, After years of impunity, Trump finally got arrested.
I created a little video to celebrate the fact that criminal Trump , finally got indicted and arrested for some of his crimes.
Hopefully it is just the first of many times Trump will have to face justice.
(please ignore the sensitive content warning, Twitter keeps adding that to my video because the MAGA cult doesn’t like it)
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GQP Kayfabe or the dearth of Derp as Boebert and Greene have a moment
Silly Season continues, recalling that POTUS impeaching does have all kinds of reasons, ranging from fellatio to sedition. The GOP is good at neither. But God seems to be on Lauren Boebert’s side. Boebert and Greene have tangled before, but in the more appropriate confines of a toilet.
According to two sources that saw the exchange and a third familiar with the matter, the back and forth began when Boebert approached Greene—then seated in the chamber—and confronted her over “statements you made about me publicly.” All three of the sources said Greene called Boebert a “bitch.” One of the sources said Greene called her “a little bitch.”
According to two of the sources, Greene then stood up and alleged that Boebert “copied my articles of impeachment,” to which the Colorado lawmaker fired back that she hadn’t even read Greene’s resolution.
“I’ve donated to you, I’ve defended you. But you’ve been nothing but a little bitch to me,” Greene told Boebert, according to a source who witnessed the exchange. “And you copied my articles of impeachment after I asked you to cosponsor them.”
The name-calling was confirmed by another GOP lawmaker and another source who witnessed the exchange.
“I heard Marjorie call Boebert a bitch right to her face,” one GOP lawmaker said, granted anonymity by The Daily Beast to speak freely about the argument.
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